Concepts

John doesn't like Alex cause Alex is greedy

John doesn't like James cause James is Stingy

John doesn't like Michael cause Michael is a jerk

John doesn't like Jason cause Jason is an arsehole 

John doesn't like Lucy cause Lucy can't stop talking

John doesn't like Mary cause Mary doesn't wash her toes

John doesn't like Isaac cause Isaac is a insufferable know-it-all

John doesn't like Tom cause Tom keeps whining non-stop about life

John doesn't like Josephine cause Josephine likes violet and not red

John doesn't like Cyril cause Cyril can't stop snorting when he laughs

John doesn't like Erica cause Erica keeps on being late for their dates

John doesn't like Tisha cause Tisha keeps bugging him about her  looks

John doesn't like Ann cause Ann keeps rolling her eyes when he speaks

John doesn't like Marcus cause Marcus thinks he's too hot for anyone 

John doesn't like Christy cause Christy doesn't like Bailey's and cream

John doesn't like Mac cause Mac never sees the importance of sincerity

John doesn't understand why he is always alone

John doesn't like being alone.